I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Eggplant-fetishism .
Your everlasting enemy,
-Kichiko-san-
Sorry Peaches, it just wasn't going to work out.
That must have been some party. Very presidential.
Sorry, I just couldn't resist, this looked fun. The link to the original is right [link] here. Hooraaay.
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"There you go, Nikki."
Its beautiful! Keep up the good work
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"Hey Glumface, next time there's a rainbow, look up! You'll feel better, and you might see me too!"
So today I was surfing DevArt and I come across this CrAzY post my some douchebag/loser with a name so gay and Street-Fighter-Related that I can't even bring myself to remember it. So, anyway, this person, who by the way they write sounds about as smart as a, "Christian Scientist," goes on this long diatribe about how painful and saddening it is to not waste his/her friend's spring break without all of her followers gathered around her in avid worship of her extreme retardation. This person, who must have chosen her DevArt name from a random pithy-generator, talks about how the only thing more humiliating than not having anything to do on her own is being reminded that he/she was once actually married on Ragnarok. Then, reeling from the pangs of being rejected for an ENTIRE FRIGGIN' WEEK (OmG), the only way he/she can cope with such bitter betrayal is to pump up the My Chemical Romance as loud as she can, start ranting angrily about her former friends on DevArt shortly before she begins to cut herself while the tears ruin her eyeshadow and permanently stain her baggy Hot Topic pants with the goofy chains and useless pockets. If society was a bookstore, she'd be the novel donated to the library because after 3 years on the shelf no one has the heart to actually purchase the piece of crap.
By the way, how's your friend Katie doing?
Sincerely,
Alex
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get!"
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